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[airfriends]

[ Rather than any form of special automated voice recorded message by Yozora, any who may attempt to contact her via device would be greeted with the following, rather generic, mechanical-sounding voice message: ]

The number you have dialled is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the tone.

[ Beep. ]

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[airfriends]

[ She's got no idea what this whole thing is about, but there's something more important to her at this point: ] I wasn't aware that we were on talking terms.

[bakudan_bambino]

What?

[bakudan_bambino]

I wasn't talking to you!

[airfriends]

I also wasn't aware that your boss was into crossdressing his lackeys. I'll keep that in mind for future reference.

[ how could she resist? ]

[bakudan_bambino]

He isn't!

WHY WOULD YOU NEED THAT FOR FUTURE REFERENCE!?

[airfriends]

That's confidential information.

[ Not really, but she does enjoy making him react like this. ]

[bakudan_bambino]

I don't even own a corset!

[airfriends]

That much I know. You're asking to borrow one, aren't you?

Well, I don't have one that would fit you.

[ The thing about the Twelve... they always tend to make sure they leave something related to sex in the presents they give to people here. Among the clothes she had received previously, there was one... highly raunchy-looking corset. It almost looked like it was suited for the more assertive of women. ]

[bakudan_bambino]

See! It wouldn't even make sense for me to ask you, then! I didn't even know you owned one to begin with...

[Time to start brooding.]

[airfriends]

That doesn't change the fact that you were going to borrow a corset from someone.

[ Let's just quietly let the fact that she owns one at all slide... ]

[bakudan_bambino]

Well, he misfired a message at me about having someone wear it, and it was a pretty convincing argument.

[airfriends]

Who? Your boss? I'm not sure which is worse, seeing you in a corset or seeing him in a corset.

[bakudan_bambino]

No. Kageyama.

As if you'd ever see! You'd probably just be an asshole about it anyways! What the fuck is your problem, anyways?!

[airfriends]

Sheesh. I'm pretty sure you've got far more problems than I do.

Oh wait. [ Probably not. ]

[bakudan_bambino]

What? You don't know anything about me except that I like to kiss before I worship and that I have a friend that I call 'The Tenth'

[airfriends]

It's unimportant.

So? Who's the one putting on the corset? You?

[bakudan_bambino]

Unimportant?! It's the only thing you know about me! You can't just go around fucking assuming things based off of that alone!

I already told you! Kageyama! Or... his friend, Hinata.